October 1, 2014   262 notes

katara:

a lot of hoes give me they numbers but i never call

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October 1, 2014   343,633 notes

coalgirls:

it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

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October 1, 2014   391,775 notes

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

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October 1, 2014   520,219 notes

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

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October 1, 2014   17,831 notes

ariose-smvack:

I want a girlfriend who will run around wearing my hoodies and pajama boxers and she’d give me back rubs and make me food and cuddle and kiss me and omg please

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October 1, 2014   9,933 notes

shouldnt:

My friend took Viagra thinking it was vyvanse to help him study, I guess you can say he’s studying hard.

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October 1, 2014   100,366 notes

officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

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October 1, 2014   64,596 notes

explicatory:

i’m on an a rollercoaster that only goes straight down to hell where i belong

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folieadetox:

christmas list:

  • no more anxiety 
  • $$$$$$
  • clear skin

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