a lot of hoes give me they numbers but i never call
it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
I want a girlfriend who will run around wearing my hoodies and pajama boxers and she’d give me back rubs and make me food and cuddle and kiss me and omg please
My friend took Viagra thinking it was vyvanse to help him study, I guess you can say he’s studying hard.
I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE
i’m on an a rollercoaster that only goes straight down to hell where i belong